Rico McPato, Le' go my Eggo

It's been a tough week in the news for the Rico McPato's of the world.  The first thing I heard this morning is they're canceling Dirty Sexy Money, then I find out vitamins are bad for you (only richies bother trying to live longer - jokes on them though), but the last straw was reading that the Queen's corgis are taking their stumpiness out on her!  What is this world coming to???  Next you're going to tell me that regular people can also own great art...