Not the Amos I knew so well...

The highlight of my working-stiff days was always receiving an email from one of my cohorts, subject line: Vend.  I'd usually pretend I was considering the healthy check-marked items for at least a few seconds, but was kidding no one,  before I went for the chocolate chip Famous Amos.  You can imagine my disappointment when there would be only four or five cookies in the bag, but I recently caught wind of this, which is just ridiculous.  When Amos was in charge of q.c., this never would have happened!