Unexpected Findings

I was cleaning out my box-o-papers, which sadly included credit card statements from the year 2000, and most unexpectedly found laffy taffy wrappers that had been stuck in the bottom of a folder since at least 1997. Laffy Taffy wrappers, I'm sure you recall, have the world's worst jokes on the inside. Alas! Unless, you realized the one thing that would make them funny, as me and my fellow back porch enthusiasts thought we had. In our case, the key was to add "in bed with Bad Strumer" (let's call him) to the question and/or answer. Here are some examples:

Q: Why didn't the shark eat the woman in bed with Bad Strumer?
A: Because it was a man eating shark in bed with Bad Strumer.

Q: Who is safe from a man-eating shark in bed with Bad Strumer?
A: Women and Children in bed with Bad Strumer.

Q: Why did the stop light turn as red as Bad Strumer?
A: So would you if you had to change in the middle of the street in bed with Bad Srumer.

See what's happening here? Or should I say- guess you had to be there?