Thank you to my lovely oldest niece for reminding me how much I love the word "whore." If ever I am in a bad mood, please call someone I know a whore, and all will be well again. Well, I will probably still be sick of someone's shoot, (as will you, most likely) but I will not be quite so intensely focused on my rage or tears of sadness/annoyance.
Speaking of whores, here are a few of my favorite whores today:
1. Anna Nardini from seasons 6 & 7 of Gilmore Girls. God, she's such a whore.
2. Me - I'm such a whore for the library ever since I moved four blocks from one! I accidentally checked out two more books today, putting me at having five library books in my possession, which we all know I won't finish. I'm such a whore (for swiping that card.) Incidentally, I think libraries are going to experience a real renaissance this year, so go renew that card.
3. Meringue. It's so hard! And elusive! F, stupid meringue, the stupid whore.
Yeah, I guess that's about it for today. Stay tuned for future whore proclamations.
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It's just so effective as an insult. You call someone a whore, they know they suck... instantly. You Whore! Bam. Sucktown.
Hi! I'm so glad you appreciated my rude remark. My inspiration was a Chris Farley skit in which he fell into a frozen lake and screamed at an innocent bystander, "Save me you whore!" So you see, the word is much funnier and more effecitve if used on someone who isn't a literal whore.
~Your lovely oldest niece.
God, could I just reiterate what a whore Anna Nardini is on GG? Blah.
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