Victor's vector

I have just safely landed in Kansas fucking city (my other favorite kfc) and could not wait to badmouth my fellow passengers, as per uge.

Just to back up a step, I swear I flew here from 1979, when boarding passes were hand written and anything goes liquid wise through LGA security. When two guys started to fight while boarding, I asked the gate agent if maybe she shouldn't call security, but she already had. They had to bypass the big strong line jumping dorks to deal with the Sam Kennison look alike on the floor with 8 Modell's sacks as his only excuse for luggage. What was in those bags, you ask. Ten giant green sweatshirts. He was forced to put all of them on since he refused to throw away two giant sacks filled with old newspapers. This was hoarding at its finest.

When I was deboarding, I passed this luggage deficient guy dead asleep spralled out across his row, littered with newspaper and napkins, eight sweatshirts light and wearing only a jersey. A Brett Favre jersey, for what it's worth.