Coffee Shop Convo
I may be paraphrasing, but this is exactly what happened:
Jason: My concern is that you are the only girl who hasn't cried about me.
Most respectable of the remaining five chooches: That's because if we all cried at once, nobody would be able to make us feel better.
Jason: So you wanted to cry about me, you just didn't?
Least emotionally delinquent hoosier: Essentially, yes.
Jason: Ok, good, I feel better about you since you really wanted to cry about me, and you acknowledge that you should be crying about me, but you just don't make tears.
Rose Ceremony
It would be impossible to summarize the Rose Ceremony without talking costumes. Jason (the person all these girls coincidentally fell in love with at first sight) had on a maroon and black striped shirt with an exact matching maroon and black diamond printed tie, leading me to believe a waiter somewhere (or maybe Sideshow Bob) was naked that night. As for the female representation, none of the girls had heard the 'take one piece of jewelry off before leaving the house' rule, let alone the 'cover your private parts in public' rule.
So that's the scene. With the last rose, Jason made "the hardest decision of his life" by kicking Stephanie off, but not without insulting all the girls he kept there. While publicly dumping her, he informed the room that, though she was the best person he had ever met in his entire life, she was out. She took it well enough, congratulating the remaining four that one of them is going to be lucky enough to spend the rest of their life working tirelessly to make him a happy man. I'm serious, she said that. And he kicked her off.
Please watch next week so we can discuss.
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1 comment:
You left off the part when the skags were asked (on the fake radio broadcast) about their bedroom style. I had the gag reflex when the glittery old lady went on and on and on about "her mission to completely satisfy him by kissing him ALL OVER. I mean, ALL OVER"
gagagagagaughgagihgugh
sorry, afterpuke.
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