What I will not be doing to get a job

The minute you lose your job, people come out of the woodwork to give you their really good advice, which is to join Linked in, or whatever the hell that thing is.  If I had to make a list of the things I will not be doing to get a job, it would begin and end with joining Linked in.  A complete lunatic I once knew is on Linked in, and I heard her interim career was listed as President and CEO of the Human Foundation.  And FYI, she isn't funny.  Wasn't that what George Costanza didn't donate money to?  Which reminds me, happy Festivus, everyone!