Blah! Goy! Oh! Vich!

If there is anything funnier than what a dirtbag Illinois' govie is allegedly revealing himself to be, I can't think of it right now.  After staring at his face all day, I have finally realized why he looks familiar - I'm taking the liberty of speaking for most women when I say that's what we imagine we look like before running a comb through our hair and doing a little blush/mascara action in the morning (especially if we accidentally just cut bangs).  So for the last time - give us a minute! Then  reopen all of Illinois' parks and monuments and get a chevy.  Sheesh!