6.26.2009

Fwd: Confirmation from Hell

I get these email confirmations about once every three months.  I'm sorry to see my doppelganger down under has cyliacs, and am wondering if this is another sign of the impending apocalypse.  Regardless, it makes me think of a bumper sticker (maybe I'm quoting for the second time on this blog) that Matt once quoted to me - In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned. 

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: <confirmation@hell.co.nz>
Date: Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 2:34 AM
Subject: Confirmation from Hell
To: @gmail.com


Greetings,

HELL is pleased to confirm your order, and the fact that it has aided your descent into eternal damnation. You'll be enjoying a devilishly good pizza at around 7:02 PM.
Our minions want to make sure they've got the address and your order right.

Order #349518
Order placed: 26/06/09 18:34

Delivery Details:

Phone No:0211562821
Estimated Delivery time: 7:02 PM
My Address
35 Wrantage Street
Westown
New Plymouth
New Zealand

Note:

YOUR ORDER:

1 x Double Gluttony
Double Gluten Free Base
2 x Cajun Wedges
Garlic Mayo Dip x 4
1 x Double Mischief
Chilli * * *, Double Gluten Free Base
1 x Double Lust
Add Double Gluten Free Base, Smokey BBQ Sauce, Sweet Chilli Sauce

Delivery Fee $7.00

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Total Items: 5
Total Price: $71.10
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Payment expected by Cash

Please do not respond to this e-mail as the store will not check e-mails.
To change anything on your order you must call the store on 06 759 0666.

New Plymouth
38 Leach St (Next to Steak House)
GST Number # 92-128-134

See you in HELL!
www.hell.co.nz

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