So you can believe our surprise when, on Monday, we realized we hadn't been keeping up with the newest Bachelor starring Jason, the lesser of DeAnna's doofuses. Fortunately it took absolutely no effort to catch up with the season by watching the last twenty minutes of episode 4. (He likes brunettes.) Highlights of that episode were him choosing between a 35 year old mother slathered in face glitter and a woman with actual sideburns (I am completely serious) on a double date (he did the right thing), and, later, his refusal to give out the last rose because the remaining three girls were so bat-shit crazy.
If these are the last six, just think of what we missed in the elimination of the other 19! Double Newman!
FYI, my money is on Shannon.
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Hey, I have actual sideburns. No fair ridiculing the hirsute.
Dra
Come to think of it, I'm also an over-35-year-old mother and frequently slather myself in glitter. . . . But I've never applied to be on a reality show, so that sets me apart from the Bachelorettes.
Dra
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