Found:

A few weeks ago I found the following letter in the hallway of my apartment building on the floor with all the menus and missent mail, and forgot to tell people about it.

It goes on to say "If you'r not interested please ignore this letter ThaNk yOU FOR yOUR TiME AND HAVE A BLESSED DAY!"  My guess is he didn't make all his cash in either the grammar or the real estate biz.  The letter was not addressed to me, or actually anyone, but I had to pick it up.  Someone please call miCHAEL. and let me know what happens.  Or maybe don't as he's clearly some sort of lunatic or war criminal or something.