Inspirational programming, please

At this point, I'm resorting to daytime tv to inspire me to get cracking on my resume and start applying for jobs, as thus far I have done little more than carry my resume from my bed to my desk and vice versa.  (Maybe if I put it under my pillow?...)  The fact that the Big Three (Erica, Tad, Joe) on AMC may be meeting their maker (Agnes) doesn't help much.  Perhaps if ABC Family were on season 8 of Gilmore Girls (when Paris implements the white boards) I could get a little more from them, but I have five seasons between now and then.  

So instead of tuning into ABCFamily.com for a kick in the pants, I watched the History Channel's special on Nostradamus last night.  Which, oddly enough, didn't end up being the pep talk I was looking for.  It turns out, unless we put our heads together to save the honeybees, we're all going to die on Dec 10, 2012.  Something tells me the honeybees don't care which font I pick to detail my employment history.  (As a side note, half way into the show there was an ad for selling your timeshares, which I thought was pretty much completely brilliant.  Maybe there's a glimmer there?)

Oh my god, Lauer's doing a segment called "Managing What's Left" right now.  I'm going to fold my underwear.